Monster a Go- Go

Ya know, I can't make this shit up. Really. Truly.  Reality is waay more funked up than any twistedness emanating from my frontal lobe or black pysche.

Boys and I are home, enjoying an array of shitastic cineamatic effluvia, courtesy of  Netflix on Demand. We enjoy a nasty sci- fi. Family Bonding and all. Last week, Fantastic Voyage, with Raquel Welch being molested by macrophages and some dude with a serious cleft chin. Nice.

Just so ya know, they're doing a remake. Should be out next summer. Whoa. This dreck won an Oscar. As our movies go, not so miserable.

Then, we found this! Oh. My. God. Monster A Go- Go. I can't even find a non MST3K clip to share. However, for those really curious it is available on Hulu. FREE!  Worst movie ever. We know crappy movies in multiple genres and this stinker takes the cake.

• horrible audio
• washed out video. Light meter? Anyone???
• funky awful editing
• never ending helicopter scenes
• hipsters dancing go- go

• no continuity. Story? We don't need no stinking story!
• the "monster" and special effects are neither scary nor special. 

Sixty- three minutes we will never get back. But, way more gratifying than a Tom Cruise movie.

Nominees for your favorite Most Loathsome Waste of Film?